i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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