i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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