Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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