that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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