i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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