But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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