For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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