Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize
