dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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