Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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