You made me cry and you don't even care
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
