If that was your dad, he is hot
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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