Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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