just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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