check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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