that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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