Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't think brook has ever known best
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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