I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Lo siento on account of my penis...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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