Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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