I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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