I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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