If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I understand Curling. That high.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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