I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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