using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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