Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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