Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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