Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Congratulations! We have a period
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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