Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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