FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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