I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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