my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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