Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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