Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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