My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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