By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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