so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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