we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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