Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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