Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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