hell yes lets make some ravioli
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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