In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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