youre lurking in front of me
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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