Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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