I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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