Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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