I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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