: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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