bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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