I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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