It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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