Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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