ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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